To get around all the bad publicity that comes with big bonuses, Bank of America is considering giving its investment bankers raises in base pay of up to 70%.
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Tuesday, March 31, 2009
BofA says, 'how's this for a hard up the whazoo'
To get around all the bad publicity that comes with big bonuses, Bank of America is considering giving its investment bankers raises in base pay of up to 70%.
Be careful the truth is coming out
"Of the roughly $11 trillion in federal debt accumulated to date, more than 90 percent can be attributed to the tenure of three presidents: Ronald Reagan, who used to complain constantly about runaway spending; George Herbert Walker Bush, reputed to be one of those old-fashioned green-eyeshade Republicans; and his spendthrift son George "Dubya" Bush, whose trillion-dollar war and irresponsible tax cuts accounted for nearly half the entire burden. Only Bill Clinton temporarily reversed the trend with surpluses and started to pay down the debt (by raising rates on the wealthiest taxpayers)."
Wall Street has best month in over 6 years
Hilarious, but interesting.
Good news from a tech giant and a British bank give the S&P 500 its best month since October 2002.
Wall Street has best month in over 6 years
Israel's Netanyahu vows to seek peace with Arabs
Benjamin Netanyahu, taking office as Israel's new leader Tuesday, promised to seek "full peace" with the Arab and Muslim world, but refused to utter the words the world was waiting to hear: "Palestinian state." The well-spoken, U.S.-educated hawk took pains to portray himself as a pragmatist, telling a packed parliament that Israel does not want to rule the Palestinians.
Biden in North Carolina
Vice President Joe Biden will be in North Carolina this week to discuss how federal stimulus money will help rural Americans.
The White House released a statement Monday that said Biden and Department of Agriculture Secretary Tom Vilsack will "make a major announcement regarding rural housing funding" when they visit the state Wednesday.
Biden and Vilsack are scheduled to visit Goshen Medical Center in Faison. The clinic serves rural residents and will receive funding from the federal Recovery Act.
They also are scheduled to be in Pikeville to visit the local fire department, which also will receive stimulus funding to help build a new facility.
Long necked dinosaurs didn't reach for the sky
A fondly-held belief about long-necked sauropods, the giant four-footed dinosaurs beloved of monster movies and children, is most probably untrue, a dino expert said on Wednesday.
At the zenith of the dinosaurs' reign, some sauropods evolved necks of extraordinary length -- more than nine metres (29.25 feet) in the case of the Mamenchisaurus, a titan of the Late Jurassic period around 150 million years ago.
Prevailing wisdom has it that these leviathans used their necks like giraffes today. They reached up high into the trees, munching leisurely on forest canopy that was out of reach for rival herbivores.
Not so, says a paper appearing in Biology Letters, a journal published by Britain's prestigious Royal Society.
Read the rest here.
Lead Standard
What with the 'Gold Standard' blogs about 500,000 blogs in front of Carolina Naturally it seems like being the premier "lead standard" blog is a good thing - don't you think?
Lawyer Joke
Lawyers don't think they're funny, and the rest of us don't think they're jokes!
And I Quote
Liars and Fools
Damn, that's a hard one!
Faux's Brick says Obama, Democrats are vampires "going after the blood of our businesses," suggests "driving a stake through the heart of the bloodsuckers"
An unstable mind that has seen one too many bad "B" movies.
Faux's Handjob lies claiming Obama has proposed UK-style nationalized health care
Lies, lies, lies
Faux's Handjob and discredited guest hysterically hype terrorism threat from Mexico
Insanity breeds upon itself.
Faux's Handjob on auto bailout: "The administration is on a mission to hijack capitalism in favor of collectivism... The Bolsheviks have already arrived"
Actually they were ousted in the last election, and are crying about it.
Faux's Handjob lies that National Intelligence Director plans to "release ... enemy combatants on American soil"
He means Amerikkkan soil or in reality the skidmarks in his repugican underdrawers
Handjob propaganda asks if Obama budget is "a way for the government to completely control our lives"
Like the Handjob propaganda machine, huh?
Faux's Handjob repeats lie that 61 former Guantanamo prisoners have "gone back to the battlefield"
Hey, it's Handjob, what do expect?
Faux's Henneberg lies claiming "reconciliation was last used in 2001"
Another day, another lie.
After UPS pulls advertising from O'Really Factor, O'Really advises Big Brown to "wise up"
They already did, numb-nuts.
Faux's O'Really identifies 'the far left blogs' as his #1 enemy
Actually, there his betters.
After Spanish court begins proceedings against shrub/cabal officials over torture, Faux's O'Really says he's boycotting Spain
Oh, I think Spain is in trouble now! Not!
Faux analysts: Obama is manipulating the liberal press in a 'historic' way
One last time ... there is no such thing as the 'liberal press' ... lying about it does not make it so.
Arrested Man Patted Down Four Times, Still Has Gun
Bernie Madoff Earns a Trading Card Spot
That's apparently the idea behind trading card company Topps' latest set of cards, scheduled for release this summer, called the "World's Biggest hoaxes, Hoodwinks and Bamboozles."
And I Quote
It plans to address the deficit, global warming, healthcare, energy, massive tax cuts for the rich.
I'm not kidding.
Also, there are no numbers in this budget.
It's a budget plan without math.
You know, Obama should have saved that Special Olympics joke for these retards.
~ Bill Maher
Pre-Foreclosure Scams
What they conveniently forget to mention is the upfront 'registration fee' (fully refundable of course should you not get the home of your choice through their service), of between $85 to $300 dollars - depending on how much work you want to do or have them do to find you a house.
While there may be legitimate 'pre-foreclosure' companies out there, the odds are they aren't many. But there are many non-legitimate ones out there.
One of the most viral of these non-legitimate ones, is Anchor Housing Financial. They spam Craig's List and other web lists mercilessly - so don't be fooled by them ... all they want is your credit card number and become extremely rude when you won't give it to them.
If you get a call on your phone from the toll free number 877-712-4464 that is Anchor Housing calling so I wouldn't answer it if I were you, unless you want to give them $199.00 for nothing, then by all means answer the phone.
The best way to get in on the deals of a lifetime on houses on the cheap is to get a listing from your local tax office of houses that can be had for back taxes. There is a fee (and it will vary due to locality) but you will get the listing. (Note: if you get a listing of these houses you need not do an extra title search to find out if there are any liens on the property you desire - there is ... and you have the lien amount in your hand on the list - pay it and the house is yours)
Pakistani Taliban threatens attack on White House
The commander of the Pakistani Taliban claimed responsibility Tuesday for a deadly assault on a Pakistani police academy and said the group was planning a terrorist attack on the White House that would "amaze" the world.
Baitullah Mehsud, who has a $5 million bounty on his head from the U.S., said Monday's attack on the outskirts of the eastern city of Lahore was retaliation for U.S. missile strikes against militants.Video from Reuters:
'Halo effect' explains brightest patches of sky
Light bouncing off clouds and illuminating tiny particles in the atmosphere can brighten clear sky for miles – the finding could be bad news for climate models.
'Halo effect'
'Extinct' possum back from the dead
Early humans may have cared for disabled young
The part of the skull showing prematurely fused sutures: (A) The first segment is completely fused. (B) The second segment is fused, but still noticeable. (C) The lambdoid portion of the suture is completely open (Image: National Academy of Sciences, PNAS)
An ancient human skull shows signs of a disorder that might have caused mental retardation – and the child's age suggests it had been looked after for years.
Early humans may have cared for disabled young
Why Chimps Are Stronger Than Humans
One reason, a new study suggests, is that we pay a price for our fine motor skills.
Read the rest at LiveScience.
Cypriot Temple 4000 years old
A triangular temple on the Mediterranean island of Cyprus is thought to be a thousand years older than any other found there. The discovery, supposedly dating back 4,000 years, "confirms that religious worship in Cyprus began much earlier than previously believed," said researcher Maria Rosaria Belgiorno.
Other scientists are not sure its more than 2,000 years old, however.
Contrary to normal protocol in which scientists get their findings reviewed and published in journals, Belgiorno first gave the scoop to a weekly English language newspaper on the island.
Music's craziest hoaxes
The truth behind music's craziest hoaxes
Caffeine
Are you relying too much on that energy jolt to get you through the day?
Wean yourself with these simple steps.
6 ways to cut back on caffeine
Also Read: Problems from too much caffeine.
Stimulus cash for employees on the way
Most workers will soon find a bump in their paychecks as the president's tax credit kicks in.
Stimulus cash for employees on the way
Voters don't blame Obama for economy
President Obama benefits from a broadly held perception that others bear the bulk of responsibility for state of the U.S. economy, according to a Washington Post/ABC News poll released today.
Asked who was responsible for the economic meltdown, 80 percent in the poll blamed banks, financial institutions and corporations. Some 70 percent also blamed consumers for taking on too much debt and the former shrub cabal for lax regulation.
Bank pushing 120% APR loans
Here is how one depositor describes it ...
This time, the nice lady at the counter asked me if I needed immediate access to the deposit? Huh? Said I. Looking at the payeee - "I think the check will clear..."Oh, it is not that, said she, it is just that some people need immediate access to their deposits, like same day, or tomorrow, and if you did we can expedite it.
Oh, that's nice, thought I, and said "no thanks, got enough balance to cover any outstanding transactions thanks, but been there..." so, I wandered off, and suddenly though - well was prompted by my better half to think - "expedited? at what price?"
So, I checked online - there is nothing about expedited access to deposits, rather a guarantee that deposits before 4pm are available same day... or next day. Unless: several reasons, none of which apply to me, nor, I sincerely hope, the payee.
But, there is "direct deposit advance". Interesting:
"The Finance Charge is a one-time transaction charge and is not dependent upon the length of time the advance is outstanding. The Finance Charge is $2.00 for every $20 that is advanced, which equates to an Annual Percentage Rate (APR) of 120%."
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Sometimes your impressive intellectual strengths can be intimidating to lesser minds. But today, your brains will help you make good connections with and great impressions on people from all different walks of life. You are going to be exposing folks to an avalanche of new ideas, and they're going to get quite excited about the possibilities you are showing them. This level of power and influence feels new for you, but it is something you need to get used to.
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