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Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Prehistoric 'Runway' Used by Flying Reptile

A photo and depiction of the pterosaur tracks that suggest an ancient landing strip. Credit: JM Mazin et al.

A photo and depiction of the pterosaur tracks that suggest an ancient landing strip.

Credit: JM Mazin et al.

Prehistoric 'Runway' Used by Flying Reptile
Prehistoric tracks suggest that pterosaurs preferred beach landings.
An artist rendering of a pterosaur walking. Credit: JM Mazin

An artist rendering of a pterosaur walking.

Credit: JM Mazin

States, cities shutting vital offices

States, cities shutting vital offices

People needing government services are surprised to find office hours drastically shortened.

Top Ten unusual uses for peanut butter

10. Lube it up: Peanut butter is an excellent lubricator. If your lawnmower blades are getting a little tight and rusty – smear on some of the spread and voila – perfect lubrication. This hint is particularly useful because almost every time I need lube, I don’t have any around – but I always have a jar of peanut butter in the cupboard. It can be used for virtually all your lubrication needs.

9. Animal medicine: If you own a cat or a dog, you will know how hard it can be to get them to take their medication – especially when it is in pill form. Fortunately cats and dogs love peanut butter – so next time you have to give them some medication, mix it up with a spoonful and feed it to them. No more struggling with the animal as you hold its mouth open and try to force feed it a bitter pill.

8. Butter replacement: Most recipes that use butter can be cooked with peanut butter instead. In cookies and cakes this can make a wonderful and subtle taste difference. Next time you are making fudge brownies, try using peanut butter instead – it will be like eating a huge Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup. You can also stir peanut butter into a sauce instead of butter to give it a nutty finish.

7. Mousetrap bait: Mice are not particularly fond of cheese – so it is strange that it is the first food people go for when they are baiting their mousetraps. What most people don’t know is that mice prefer peanut butter – how this has been proven I do not know, but the fact that peanut butter is so much cheaper than cheese, makes this tip a very handy and frugal one.

6. Price tag removal: Despite the major advances in science in recent years, no one seems to have managed to invent a label that can be removed easily without leaving any glue behind. Fortunately, we have peanut butter. Rub some of the tasty spread on the label glue and rub with a cloth – it works brilliantly.

5. De-fish the house: If you have ever fried fish, you will know that it leaves behind a rather unpleasant fishy smell in the house. To help eradicate the smell, take a tablespoon of peanut butter after you have finished frying the fish, drop it in the frying pan and fry it off for a minute or two. The smell of peanut butter is the house is much more enjoyable than stale fish and oil.

4. Leather cleaner: Peanut butter is an excellent cleaner for leather furniture. Just rub a small amount on and work it in in a circular motion. Remove with a buffing cloth and there you have it! The caveat to this tip is peanut-butter smelling furniture. To avoid that you might want to mix a little perfume oil in it – but not too much.

3. Peanut butter cookies: This one doesn’t seem quite so weird, but it is included because these cookies use peanut butter as the main ingredient – there is no flour at all. The cookies are a mix of peanut butter, sugar, egg, and vanilla. You can even throw in a handful of chocolate chips if you wish. The resulting cookies are amazingly tasty and it only takes about 20 minutes from start to finish. You can read the full recipe here, which is also the source of the image above. The site is my sister’s, so check out the other articles too!

2. Gum remover: While it doesn’t happen quite so often to us adults, children often end up with gum in their hair. This would normally be followed up by a lot of tugging and pulling with a comb to remove it, and the eventual chopping of the locks. But what most people don’t realize, is that peanut butter is a perfect “gum remover” – not only will it remove gum from hair, but it will remove it from carpet and any other object that is tainted with the chewy stuff. Just rub some peanut butter into the gum and you can wipe the whole mess off with a cloth.

1. Shave with it: Believe it or not, peanut butter makes a great shaving gel. Just apply it like you would apply the gel, and shave as normal. It works just as well and anyone that has bought a container of shaving gel will know, it is a hell of a lot cheaper. The end result is a very smooth shave and, as a bonus, the oils in the peanut butter are very good for your skin, so you don’t need to spend even more money on moisturizer for your legs or face.

How to turn a PC into a TV

How to turn a PC into a TV

Ditch your cable and watch online videos from your living room couch.

Facebook Accused of Violating California State Privacy Laws

In a California lawsuit, the popular social networking site Facebook has been accused of violating state privacy laws and seeking to “disseminate private information to third-parties for commercial purposes,” according to a complaint filed in Orange County Superior Court.

The suit, which has raised controversy among some industry observers, was initiated because “Facebook has misled users” via policies that imply users have control over their personal data, according to the complaint.

“Facebook has also misled Facebook users and the public by representing that the governance of Facebook and policy changes are a democratic process dependent on users' comments, input and consent,” the complaint alleged.

Lawyers for the plaintiffs, among who are two children, an actress and a photographer, asked for a jury trial, unspecified damages and attorney's fees.

The complaint said that Facebook “…should have known that their systemic personal and private data collection … violated state consumer protection, privacy, and right of publicity laws.”

As to the controversy, the lawsuit has been labeled as poorly framed and scattered in its intent, being little more than a laundry list of unrelated privacy issues.

“There have been plenty of complaints about Facebook, and there have been other lawsuits against Facebook that are much more serious challenges than this,” Eric Goldman, director of the High Tech Law Institute at the University of Santa Clara School of Law, told SCMagazineUS.com on Tuesday.

“This one didn't do a good job of telling us what the problem was.”

Barry Snitt, director of corporate communications and public policy at Facebook, told SCMagazineUS.com in an email Tuesday, “We see no merit to this suit and plan to fight it.”

Facebook has seen other privacy controversies. At the beginning of this year, an uproar by its users caused the site to change a policy because of concerns that personal content posted on the site – including artwork and intellectual content – would become the property of the site.

Pharaoh tombs in danger

Pharaoh tombs in danger

Many of Egypt's famed relics are doomed to vanish within 150 to 500 years, experts say.

Elevated arginase levels contribute to vascular eye disease such as diabetic retinopathy

Drs. Wenbo Zhang , Ruth Caldwell and R. William Caldwell have shown that elevated levels of the enzyme arginase contribute to vascular eye damage in diseases such as diabetic retinopathy.

Elevated arginase levels contribute to vascular eye disease such as diabetic retinopathy

Crack Down On Abusive Debt Collectors

Michelle Minton was stunned when she took a call about a $4,400 bill she says didn't exist.

Crack Down On Abusive Debt Collectors

Progress Energy to close NC coal-fired power units

Progress Energy Inc. said Tuesday it plans to close three coal-fired power units and replace them with a natural gas-fueled plant at the site near Goldsboro, N.C.

The company said the new plant would increase electricity-generating capacity while cutting emissions including carbon dioxide.

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Why Wal-Mart is Boycotting Glenn Beck

From Andrew Sullivan:

As you probably know , Fox host Glenn Beck has been losing lots of advertisers -- about 20 so far, including Wal-Mart, CVS and GEICO -- for calling Barack Obama a "racist" with a "deep-seated hatred for white people or the white culture." I clicked around to see what people on the right were saying about the donnybrook, and found this page from ...

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Pennsyvania Gunman Left $225,000 to University of Pittsburgh

George Sodini, 48, who committed suicide after killing three women and wounding nine others at a Pittsburgh-area L.A. Fitness health club on Aug. 4, wanted to leave his estimated $225,000 estate to the University of Pittsburgh, according to reports.

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Mermaid sighting reported in Israel

The Southwest has UFOs.
Scotland has the Loch Ness Monster.
Now Israel has a mermaid?

LiveScience reports that locals and tourists are flocking to the town of Kiryat Yam hoping to catch a glimpse of a mermaid who has been spotted doing a few tricks and disappearing into the water.

Mermaid sighting reported in Israel

Bizarre and Wacky Kitchen Gadgets To Spice Up the Kitchen

Here are 17 different Bizarre kitchen gadgets that are sure to entertain the chefs out there, who may be looking for a different design and change in their kitchen tools and want to go a little against the grain.

17 Bizarre and Wacky Kitchen Gadgets To Spice Up the Kitchen

How to get rid of blind spots

How to get rid of blind spots

A cheap and effective method can totally eliminate driving blind spots.

As good as radar

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Worst summer foods

Worst summer foods

A frozen coffee drink with cookies and whipped cream packs a whopping 1,210 calories.

More scary foods

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New type of wildfire suspect

New type of wildfire suspect

The giant La Brea Fire is thought to be the first major California wildfire caused by these criminals.

87,000 acres

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Strange symbolism of $1 bill

Strange symbolism of $1 bill

Learn what the pyramid and that weird floating eye on the back of the dollar mean.

More

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America's most satisfied car owners

America's most satisfied car owners

A major survey shows improvement for Detroit automakers and a decline for one Japanese brand.

Rankings

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Best places for a simpler life

Best places for a simpler life

These cities offer calm commutes, the great outdoors, and a low-stress lifestyle.

'Walk away your worries'

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Top Texas Judge, Goes to Trial Over Execution and the Clock

“It’s an execution.”

Judge Sharon Keller of the Texas Court of Criminal Appeals in a San Antonio court as a defendant, charged with intentionally denying a death row inmate access to the legal system.

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How Dewey came to be

Around 2500 BC in northern Syria, dozens of cuneiform tablets documenting the economic and cultural life of a nearby town were neatly arranged on a series of shelves built into a stone structure.

How Dewey came to be

Hurricane Bill Strengthens

The first hurricane of the Atlantic season loomed far out in the ocean Tuesday, gaining power and moving on a track that forecasters said could take it close to Bermuda by the end of the week.

Bizarre last-second TD leads Giants past Panthers

Whether it gets them a job with the Giants this season remains to be seen.
Douzable forced a fumble and Hill scored on a stunning 18-yard fumble return as time ran out to lead the Giants to a shocking 24-17 preseason victory over the Carolina Panthers on a Monday night made memorable only for the way it finished.

Bizarre last-second TD leads Giants past Panthers

What really killed Mozart?

What really killed Mozart?

After years of guesswork, researchers believe they now know the answer.

One less wing nut

Robert Novak died today.
It was the only considerate thing he ever did..

Robert Novak dead at 78

Robert Novak dead at 78

Life on earth is Extraterrestial?

An amino acid called glycine has been found in dust collected by the Stardust spacecraft, which flew by Comet Wild 2 in 2004 (Illustration: NASA/JPL)

Found: first amino acid on a comet

An analysis of comet dust collected by NASA's Stardust probe confirms that some of life's building blocks were delivered to the early Earth from space.

Cockroaches future-proofed against climate change

Climate change? Not bothered (Image: Natalie Schimpf)

The mystery of why the widely loathed insects hold their breath has been solved – it's an adaptation to save water.

Science News

From BBC-Science:
methane plumes
Scientists say that the powerful greenhouse gas methane is escaping from the sea bed off Norway as the ice it is trapped in melts.

A study has shown that having a particular gene variant causes some macaque monkeys to drink more alcohol in experiments.

Considering the behavior of the fictional undead could help model the spread of unfamiliar diseases, scientists say.

Mozart Mozart 'killed by strep throat', new study suggests


Can the World's most precious commodity last?
Bolivians look to ancestors for flood advice
Can popcorn and cranes show a boom is coming?

Pterosaur painting (Mark Witton) How to build a giant winged reptile

Wing Nut Bullshit

Here's Rick Perlstein explaining the facts of wing nut bullshit — not debunking the lies, just pointing out that the lies have always been there, for as long as there's been politics.

Wing Nuts are afraid of change, always have been, always will be, and there's plenty of incentive for politicians and commentators to pander to that fear by planting exaggerated and utterly made-up lies.

What's different now, from the long history of wing nut bullshit, is that these lies are no longer restricted to the fringe.

Instead the lies are being embraced by mainstream, corporate-sponsored media and pushed into the eyes, ears, and susceptible brains of an audience of many millions.

Liars and Fools

Liars and Fools:

Michelle Bachmann (retard-Minnesota) says she'll run for President, if God asks her to.
If only we could be that lucky!

Glenn Beck was against America's corporate-controlled 'health care' system, before he was for it.
Typical hypocrite ... this moron keeps getting more stupid - and here I thought it was impossible to do.

Disney Worker Dies After Stunt Show Accident

A Walt Disney World cast member died Monday night about an hour after he was injured during a stunt show rehearsal at Disney's Hollywood Studios theme park.

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Cell phone cooks up trouble

Andrei Melnikov has a cell phone with a feature he didn't bargain for-- it can turn on his stove.

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10-Year-Old Girl Busted For Lacking Lemonade Stand Permit

A 10-year-old girl in Riverside Park was slapped with a fine for setting up a lemonade stand without a permit Saturday.

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Hackers Indicted Over 130 Million Account Heartland Data Theft

You'll probably remember the massive data breach involving Heartland Payment Systems, a credit card payment processor, that was announced in January.
On Monday, three suspected hackers were indicted on federal charges in connection with that case, two Russians and one man from Miami, FL.

Tunisian Woman Expecting a Dozen Babies

Think Octomom, Nadya Suleman had an amazing number of babies?
A Tunisian woman in her 30s is expecting 12 babies after a fertility treatment.
However, doctors have warned there is only a tiny chance that any of them will survive.

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Odd college football recruiting error

Odd college football recruiting error

Steve Spurrier and other major college football coaches accidentally recruit a trumpet player.

Odd college football recruiting

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Russia arrests 8 in freighter hijacking

Russia arrests 8 in freighter hijacking

Experts say the Arctic Sea's mysterious four-week journey points to something other than piracy, including state involvement or a secret cargo like nuclear material.

Russia arrests 8 in freighter hijacking

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Work lies that can get you fired

Work lies that can get you firedOne boss says she knows if a woman has lied about being sick by looking at her hands and feet.

Work lies that can get you fired

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A tree that smells like cookies

A tree that smells like cookiesMystery surrounds one of the most common trees in America.

A tree that smells like cookies

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Unusual Holidays and Celebrations

Today is

Bad Poetry Day,
Cupcake Day

and
Mail Order Catalog Day

Daily Almanac

Today is Tuesday, Aug. 18, the 230th day of 2009.

There are 135 days left in the year.

Today In History August 18, 2009

Our Readers

Some of our readers today have been in:

Bucharest, Bucuresti, Romania
Grosseto, Toscana, Italy
Buenos Aires, Buenos Aires, Argentina
Frankfurt, Hessen, Germany
Moscow, Moscow City, Russia
San Juan, San Juan, Puerto Rico
Amersfoort, Utrecht, Netherlands
Coutenay, British Columbia, Canada
Berlin, Berlin, Germany

as well as Georgia, and the United States

Daily Horoscope

Today's horoscope says:

Old challenges turn into new obstacles today.
Business issues rise to the surface as you are faced with a seemingly insurmountable hurdle.
Be prepared for any contingency when asking for assistance -- you may not get much help from the people who could give it easily, so have a back-up lined up just in case.
Try not to blame someone for your issues -- he or she may be having problems of which you know nothing.
Get plenty of sleep tonight in preparation for tomorrow's activities.

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