Answer: Homeless.
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Wednesday, June 17, 2009
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Answer: Homeless.
See-through frog among freaky finds in Ecuador
The "glass frog" has been spotted before but some of its buddies startled researchers.
Freaky finds in Ecuador
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Sun's strange lull explained
Sun's strange lull
Bear likes Dog Food
Colorado bear climbs into house through pet door
Fish Tale
362-Pound Tuna Reeled In
Parents fuming over airline's mix-up
The mother of an 8-year-old who was put on the wrong plane blames the mistake on the airline's "total incompetence."
Parents fuming over airline's mix-up
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Secrets to spotting fake money
Ever gotten a bill that seemed a little off?
Here's how to tell if it's real or counterfeit.
Spotting fake money
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Gaia's evil twin: Is life its own worst enemy?
The Earth is not the nurturing mother of life of James Lovelock's famous theory – instead it is far more like murderous Medea, argues biologist Peter Ward.
Is life its own worst enemy?
Could the orang-utan be our closest relative?
Despite the similarities in our genomes, chimps might not be humanity's closest cousins after all, claims a controversial paper.
Could the orang-utan be our closest relative?
News about Dinos
In the News ...
Father sentenced for biting son's toes
Giant sandwiches a growing trend
The list of preposterous restaurant portions includes the "Ultimate Destroyer," weighing in with 4 1/2 pounds of meat.
Giant sandwiches
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Kiss costs high school student a diploma
A simple gesture at a high school commencement keeps one boy from graduating and leaves his mother outraged.
Kiss costs high school student a diploma
Gas prices rise for 50th straight day
The streak in climbing pump prices is the longest in records dating to 1996.
Gas prices rise for 50th straight day - What gives
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Fishing For A Mermaid
Fishing For A Mermaid, Landing A Big Fish
Boy Scout forced to drink urine at Scout camp
Scout camp
Arrested for Art
Man hides in drain for 12 hours to avoid arrest
A burglary suspect who tried to evade police by hiding in a narrow storm drain under a busy freeway for 12 hours finally agreed to give himself up after speaking to a local TV reporter on his cell phone.
Wisconsin man survives 6-story fall from bank building
A window washer survived a six-story fall from a bank building with one thought in mind - when was his safety rope going to catch?
It never did.
Gold sold like chocolate from German vending machines
Gold-Super-Markt aims to introduce the machines at 500 locations including train stations and airports in Germany.
Blarney Stone named world's most unhygienic attraction
Researchers said the Stone, kissed by up to 400,000 people a year, rates as the most germ-filled of sites - although it admitted it had no scientific evidence to back its case.
Headlines
- Iranian opposition leader calls for rally to protest election
- Obama's plan to overhaul financial regs gives Fed new powers
- Ten large U.S. banks to repay $68 billion in TARP funds
- Investigator: More than 400 pieces of Air France debris found
- Macy's recalling 33,000 hooded children's sweatshirts
- Israel testing robotic snake to be used on battlefield
- Mia Farrow's brother found dead in his Vermont art gallery
- Iraq: suspect arrested in Sunni lawmaker's death
- Russia, China join pressure on North Korea to talk
- Mogadishu police chief among 17 killed in clashes
- Skirmishing ahead of new Pakistan offensive
- Greek anti-terror officer shot dead in attack
Super Spices
One teaspoon of cinnamon delivers the same antioxidant power of a half-cup of blueberries.
7 super spices that may give health a boost
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Cities where Americans can find a fresh start
Job seekers able to relocate can find affordable housing and low unemployment rates in these metro areas.
Fresh start
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North Korea warns U.S. of military retaliation
But if this bozo keeps it up ....
North Korea warns the U.S. of a "thousand-fold" military strike if provoked.
North Korea tells a funny one
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Daily Horoscope
Most times, you either don't mind or you outright enjoy it.
But there are those moments when you don't want to be on duty.
This may be one of those times, but if you see the need for your services, you'll bite the bullet and do what's required.
Try to at least take the evening hours off.