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Windmills Tilted, Scared Cows Butchered, Lies Skewered on the Lance of Reality ... or something to that effect.


Sunday, August 2, 2009

The Chicken and the Ducks

Aesop and Son

Loudmouths gather for Thai screaming contest

Short shrieks, high-pitched yelps, and drawn-out wails rang out in Thailand at an international competition aimed at setting a new record for the loudest scream.

Eat your way to good health

Adding the right grains to your meals can lower your blood pressure and make your body younger.

Eat your way to good health

Places where germs are hiding in your home

Places where germs are hiding in your home

Find out the top spots that can be breeding grounds for bacteria and how to best banish the germs.

Places where germs are hiding in your home

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Give Me Palin's High School Diploma, I'll Give You Obama's Birth Certificate

Bill Maher addressed the so-called "birther" movement on Real Time on Friday. He noted that the birther movement is all about dummies talking to other dummies.

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Federal Marshals Raid Clarcon Products Labs Over Bacterial Contamination

US Marshals entered the production facility of Clarcon Labs in Roy, UT and confiscated all of their Clarcon products stock, and ingredients. This is a strange story, not because some sort of issue is occurring with these products, but because the FDA sent federal marshals in.

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Housing Market Begins Slow Rebound

By every measure, except foreclosures, the housing market has stabilized and many areas are recovering, according to a spate of data released in the past two weeks. Nationwide, home resales in June are up 9 percent from January, on a seasonally adjusted basis. Sales of new homes have climbed 17 percent during the same period. And construction, while still anemic, has risen almost 20 percent since the beginning of the year.

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Iranian Court Warns Against Criticizing Trials

Yeah Right! And, when they start eating pork that'll happen, too!

Tehran's hard-line Revolutionary Court warned Sunday that those criticizing its ongoing proceedings against post-election protesters could face jail time themselves.

Iranian Court Warns Against Criticizing Trials

Graduate Suing College Over Lack Of Jobs

A 27-year-old Monroe College graduate is suing the New York school, contending it has done little to help her find a job.

Graduate Suing College Over Lack Of Jobs

Repugicans HATE America and everything it stands for

Long time readers know of the farm that the Mrs., and I run. I haven't posted anything about it in a long while, though.

It is going along rather well even with the economy as it is - not raking in huge wads of cash mind you, but more than we actually planned on ... it seems local 'homegrown' veggies go over big these days and milk straight from the udder in in high demand.

That and because being smart and investing our money anywhere but the in United States for the error that was the eight years of the shrub junta we are doing far better than any idiot that invested in the US during that lost time. Now ... is the time to invest in America - and it has always been so ... when the Democrats control the government more people make more money, when repugicans pervert the government more people lose more money (or all of their money).

The math proves this beyond any argument (at least with anyone with a brain, so that leaves out repugicans). In the years between the Great Depression and the current - even worse - Depression both 'parties' controlled the government for about 40 years each. If you invested $10,000.00 the day after the crash in 1929 and left in invested only during repugican control you would have $52,000.00 after 40 years. If you invested that same $10,000.00 and let it remain invested only during Democratic control of the government you would have in excess of $350,000.00.

So simple honest math tells you to in vest in America now. However repugicans are howling for you not to. Repugicans HATE America and everything it stands for.

'Thrifty' is latest back-to-school trend

'Thrifty' is latest back-to-school trend

Stores are offering steep discounts on clothes and school supplies to woo cautious shoppers.

'Thrifty'

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The Wing Nuts keep getting Nuttier

This is too funny. Bill Maher reams Michele Malkin for her newest bullshit.

Gorilla HIV makes leap to humans

A French woman in Cameroon, Africa has been infected with a new strain of HIV virus similar to those found in wild gorillas.

Under the veil, nip and tuck makes new Saudi faces

The results may not see much light of day in a kingdom where women cover up from head to toe, yet cosmetic surgery is booming.

Under the veil, nip and tuck makes new Saudi faces

1 dead, 11 infected in plague

Thousands of people have been placed under quarantine in a town in northwest China after a man died of pneumonic plague and 11 others were confirmed infected with the deadly lung infection, health authorities said.

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Smoke engulfs Sydney after factory blaze

Smoke engulfs Sydney after factory blaze.

Sorority members peeved over wax statues

Sorority members peeved over wax statues

Alpha Kappa Alpha's leader is accused of spending $900,000 on wax figures — of herself.

Sorority members peeved over wax statues

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Bitter Taste As A 12,000 Wine Bottle Stolen

Police are hunting a gang who stole several bottles of wine, including one worth $12,000.00 from a shop in the US.

$12,000 Wine Bottle Stolen

I'm sorry but NO bottle of wine is worth a plug nickel much less $12,000.00!

Demolition in Turkey goes wrong

A building demolition in Turkey went seriously wrong on Saturday when, instead of collapsing, it rolled over onto its roof.

Bank robbery suspect nabbed counting the loot

Police say they caught a bank robbery suspect who was counting the loot as he walked away from a western Pennsylvania heist in which he had handed a teller a polite demand note, complete with a smiley face.

And I Quote

I'm not a real movie star.
I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago.

~ Will Rogers

Sage Wisdom

He who does not understand your silence will probably not understand your words.

~ Elbert Hubbard

Taste test reveals best canned tuna

Taste test reveals best canned tuna

Not all canned tuna is created equal.

Find out which is the best for your tuna salad.

Canned tuna

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What to do if bumped from your flight

What to do if bumped from your flight

Before bargaining with the gate agent over travel vouchers and upgrades, it pays to know your rights (and the airline's responsibilities).

Bumped

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Iranian plane was carrying arms for Hezbollah through Armenia

An Iranian plane crash two weeks ago – which left 168 people dead – was caused by the explosion of sophisticated fuses slated to be delivered to Hezbollah, Italian newspaper Corriere della Sera reported Saturday, quoting sources in the Middle East.

According to the report, the pilot of the Tupolev plane, which was making its way from Tehran to Armenia, sent an emergency warning 16 minutes after takeoff. Shortly afterwards, the plane crashed in northwest Iran.

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Unusual Holidays and Celebrations

Today happens to be Sister's Day as well as Friendship Day.

Daily Almanac

Today is Sunday, Aug. 2, the 214th day of 2009.

Today In History August 2, 2009

Our Readers

Some of our readers today have been in:

Tel Aviv, Tel Aviv, Israel
Birmingham, England, United Kingdom
Manheim, Baden-Wurttemberg, Germany
Bilbao, Pais Vasco, Spain
Medellin, Antioquia, Colombia
Offenbach, Hessen, Germany
Hailifax, Nova Scotia, Canada

as well as Laos, Papua New Guinea, Scotland, and the United States

Daily Horoscope

Today's horoscope says:

You just accomplished a big victory, but you'd be wise to stop reminding others about it.
You've definitely earned the position you're in, but people are very sensitive about things right now -- their egos are delicate and it's vital to maintain your good relationships with them.
You don't need to minimize your accomplishments; you just have to avoid being pompous.
Think about the future and cultivate goodwill today.
People are impressed by good winners.

Great.