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Windmills Tilted, Scared Cows Butchered, Lies Skewered on the Lance of Reality ... or something to that effect.


Friday, April 3, 2009

Goin' down to the river


Mississippi Fred McDowell

How we did it

Speaking of numbers:

We are averaging over 600 visitors a day this year.
63,084 visitors in the month of March alone.
Our technorati authority is 12 now.
We are still the number one blog on four different search engines.

Thanks to all of our readers we are getting better and better.

We did it!

We did it!
Carolina Naturally cracked the top 500,000 today!
We sit at 469,402nd place, woo-woo!
(About Time!)
We sat at 501,008th place for sooooo long!

Man Takes Nine-Year Old Daughter with Him During Robbery

Shades of Curly Sue.
Or perhaps he just couldn't find a sitter.

A Washington state man held up a convenience store as his young daughter watched.
The robber told the clerk he is unemployed and needs money to support his daughter.

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Jury in diet-drug case convicts attorneys

A federal jury on Friday convicted two disbarred lawyers of scamming their clients out of nearly $95 million in a diet-drug settlement.

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Judge rejects Vick's plan to emerge from bankruptcy

From the "It couldn't have happened to a 'nicer' guy" Department:

A federal bankruptcy judge has rejected suspended NFL star Michael Vick's plan to emerge from bankruptcy.

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Oh, My Love


John Lennon and George Harrison from 1971

The five ages of the brain: Childhood

Life experiences in our early years help shape our emotional well-being, but neglect or harsh parenting may change the brain for good (Image: Stephanie Howard / The Image Bank / Getty)

Part 2: Life experiences in these early years help shape our emotional well-being, but neglect or harsh parenting may change the brain for good.

Childhood

Titan's soggy interior

Titan may look like a sphere, but radar studies by the Cassini probe show it is slightly squashed (Image: NASA/JPL/Space Science Institute)

The shape of Saturn's hazy moon Titan has been measured for the first time – its stout shape suggests it may hide vast amounts of liquid methane beneath its surface

Titan's squashed shape hints at soggy interior

Earth may have largest ripples in the solar system

On Argentina's Puna plateau, blistering winds have formed the largest known ripples on the planet, and they may even trump those on Mars.

New cosmic map reveals colossal structures

The new survey mapped the positions of more than 100,000 galaxies. The black strips are areas the survey did not cover because matter in our own galaxy blocked the view (Illustration: Chris Fluke/Swinburne University of Technology)

One of the biggest galaxy surveys ever made is turning up some surprises, including a void that is so big it challenges current models.

New cosmic map reveals colossal structures

Rocket fuel chemical found in baby formula

Rocket fuel chemical found in baby formula

The CDC report sheds no light on potential health effects, say researchers, but does raise concerns.

Rocket fuel chemical found in baby formula

New York Tragedy

Video:14 dead in Binghamton shootingPlay Video
Police have not yet established the motive of a man who killed 13 before shooting himself at an immigrant center

14 dead in Binghamton shooting

Student's question prompts Obama to open up

Student's question prompts Obama to open up

Being the president isn't easy, Barack Obama tells a crowded Town Hall in France.

Student's question prompts Obama to open up

Fannie, Freddie bonuses to top $200 million

Fannie, Freddie bonuses to top $200 mil

Mortgage finance giants Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac say millions are needed to give 7,600 workers incentive to stay.

Fannie, Freddie bonuses

Active Ingredient in Marijuana Kills Brain Cancer Cells

New research out of Spain suggests that THC — the active ingredient in marijuana — appears to prompt the death of brain cancer cells.

Active Ingredient in Marijuana Kills Brain Cancer Cells

Hometown Security through Local Co-ops

The current climate might not seem like the best time to open a grocery store. A group of residents in Burlington, NC - a town that has seen its fair share of unemployment and company closures over the years - would beg to disagree. They argue that this is exactly the time to support local, sustainable businesses that can breathe life back into America's towns and cities. That's the inspiration behind Company Shops Market - a locally owned co-operative that is setting out to refurbish an old grocery store built in 1949, offering local, sustainable food from the area's farmers. But can community co-ops offer a more sustainable solution to economic development?

Cash for Clunkers

From TreeHugger:

cash for clunkers congress photo

Two new bills that would pay American consumers to get rid of their old gas guzzlers in exchange for new, more fuel efficient cars are picking up steam in Congress. The cash for clunkers bills have garnered wide bipartisan support and could reward new car buyers up to $5,000 for getting their pollutin' jalopies off the road. But would the plans work?

Article continues: "Cash for Clunkers" Gains Momentum in Congress

Superstition


Stevie Ray Vaughan from 1987

Animal Conservation Group Partners With Mount Sinai School of Medicine to Protect Jaguars

From TreeHugger:

Panthers lounging photo

Photo credit: Getty Images

The link between human health and animal conservation isn't an obvious one, but one wildlife-conservation group wants to demonstrate that saving jaguars and other big cats can also improve the lives of people.

Panthera, an international organization that works to protect wild cats and their habitats, has teamed up with the Mount Sinai School of Medicine's Global Health and Emerging Pathogens Institute to train a new brand of "doctor conservationists" in Brazil's Pantanal region, a UNESCO World Heritage Site that boasts over 700 square kilometers of critical jaguar habitat. It also happens to be the largest cattle-ranching domain in the world and a hotbed of rancher-jaguar conflict because of the threat the cats represent to livestock.

Article continues: Animal Conservation Group Partners With Mount Sinai School of Medicine to Protect Jaguars

Sarah Palin's sister-in-law arrested for felony burglary

The Wasilla Hillbillies are at it again!
A half sister of governor Sarah Palin's husband is accused of breaking into the same home two times with the intention of stealing money.

Diana Palin is charged with two counts of felony burglary and misdemeanor counts of criminal trespass and theft in connection with the break-ins this week at a home in Wasilla, the governor's hometown…

Deputy Wasilla Police Chief Greg Wood says the 35-year-old woman was confronted by the homeowner, who hid in the home to see if he could catch the burglar who stole $400 Tuesday night.

Wood says tire tracks and shoe prints tied Diana Palin to the scene in both burglaries.
Police have not linked her with a burglary at the home last week.
These yahoos make Billy Carter look like the height of sophistication (ah, the good old days when your hillbillies had some semblance of a brain)!

And I Quote

I'm not normally a religious man, but if you're up there, save me, Superman!

~ Homer Simpson

Man sentenced for firing crossbow at neighbor

A 49-year-old Nebraska man was sentenced to two - to four years in prison for firing a crossbow after a dispute about the breed of a neighbor's dog last June.

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Dengue researcher catches disease in lab

From Down Under Way ...

Health says there's absolutely no risk of people in Brisbane catching dengue fever - despite a local scientist being diagnosed with the disease.

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Re-creating the Face


BBC-Science: Re-creating the face ... Neanderthal.

Where America in moving to

The ten places Americans are relocating to according to Forbes are:

1: Raleigh, N.C.
2: Austin, Texas
3: Charlotte, N.C.
4: Phoenix, Ariz.
5: Dallas, Texas
6: San Antonio, Texas
7: Houston, Texas
8: New Orleans, La.
9: Atlanta, Ga.
10: Denver, Colo

Forbes: Ten Cities Where Americans Are Relocating

Commonly overlooked tax deductions

It's crunchtime again ...
Commonly overlooked tax deductions

The little details about your charitable contributions and state sales tax could net you more savings than you expected.

Commonly overlooked tax deductions

'Earth's refrigerator' rapidly losing ice

'Earth's refrigerator' rapidly losing ice

The dramatic melting of Arctic sea ice could mean the region may be ice-free in as few as 30 years, a new study suggests.

'Earth's refrigerator' rapidly losing ice

When will the job market turn around?

The harsh new unemployment report is not cause for panic, says one financial expert who's seeing a light at the end of the tunnel.

When will the job market turn around?

And I Quote

The best way to win an argument is to begin by being right.

~ Jill Ruckleshaus

So, that's why I always win any argument ... who knew?!

Our Readers

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Saint Catherines, Ontario, Canada
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Kuching, Sarawak, Malaysia
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Fredericton, New Brunswick, Canada
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Indore, Madhya Pradesh, India
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Oldenburg, Niedersachsen, Germany
Moscow, Moscow City, Russian Federation
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Seoul, Seoul T'ukpyolsi, Republic of Korea
Langnau, Bern, Switzerland

as well as all fifty states in the United States

Daily Horoscope

Today's horoscope says:

Why not plan a dinner or social outing with a few close friends?

I can do that.