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Sunday, May 31, 2009

Man Calls 911 Because Orange Juice Missing from McDonald's Order

"A day without orange juice is like a day without sunshine."

Remember those old Anita Bryant Florida orange juice commercials? OK, OK, I know, but I do, and perhaps this Oregon McDonald's patron did too, and felt a missing OJ from his order was enough reason to call 911.

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