Actual Emergency Calls

Here I will write about calls that were actually made to the emergency hotlines around the nation.
Let's start with this call to the local Fire Department:

"Send someone quickly!" the old woman screamed into the phone,
"Two naked bikers are climbing up toward my bedroom window."

"This is the Fire Department lady," the voice replied,
"I'll transfer you to the Police Department."

"NO. it's YOU I want," she yelled, "They need a longer ladder!"