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Monday, July 2, 2007

Can't Possibly Be True!

This is the first in what will be an ongoing series of stories that Can't Possibly Be True but in fact are.

Hall of Fame Lawyer

Keneth Glenn Hinson, 48, who had served time for raping a 12-year-old, girl was arrested last year after two teenage girls reported that they had been kidnapped from their bedroom and dragged into a tiny dungeon-like hole in Hinson's backyard, bound with duct tape and raped repeatedly.

Despite the evidence Hinson's defense lawyer Rick Hoefer managed to convince a jury in Darlington, South Carolina, to find Hinson Not Guilty on all charges this past April (based on the girls' inconsistent testimony).

Hinson remains in jail today only on an unrelated gun charge!

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