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Friday, April 18, 2008

Daily Funny

Jose and Carlos are both con artists who pose as panhandlers.
They panhandle on different areas of town, and although Carlos panhandles just as long as Jose he only collects 2 to 3 dollars every day.
Jose on the other hand, brings home a suitcase FULL of $10 dollar bills, drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage free house and has a lot of money to spend.
Carlos says to Jose 'Hey… I work just as long and hard as you do, so how do you bring home a suitcase full of $10 dollar bills every day?'

Jose says 'Look at your sign; what does it say?'
Carlos sign reads 'I have no work, a wife and 6 kids to support.'

Jose says 'No wonder you only get $2-3 dollars!'
Carlos says 'So what does your sign say?'

Jose shows Carlos his sign... It reads 'I only need another $10.00 dollars to move back to Mexico’

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