I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (the world chess champion) and there was a checkered tablecloth.
It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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A priest, a rabbi and a pastor walk into a bar.
The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories.
After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse.
"But why?" they asked, as they moved off.
"Because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?".
She said "How flexible are you?".
I said "I can't make Tuesdays".
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A sheriff's deputy responded to reports of someone stopping at all the mailboxes in town.
It was the mailman.
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