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Wednesday, October 15, 2008

OK all you hiring managers out there (read: Voters)

OK, all you hiring managers out there who would you hire to be the management team for a large diversified corporation with business interests around the world?

Your choice of applicants are two teams and your only means of making a choice is based upon the educational backgrounds of the teams.

Educational Backgrounds

Team A Lead Manager:

Columbia University - B.A. Political Science; specialization in
International Relations.
Harvard - Juris Doctor (J.D.) Magna Cum Laude

Team A Assistant Manager:

University of Delaware - B.A. in History and B.A. in Political Science.
Syracuse University College of Law - Juris Doctor (J.D.)

vs.

Team B Lead Manager:

United States Naval Academy - Class rank: 894 of 899

Team B Assistant Manager:

Hawaii Pacific University - 1 semester
North Idaho College - 2 semesters - general study
University of Idaho - 2 semesters - journalism
Matanuska-Susitna College - 1 semester
University of Idaho - 3 semesters - B.A. in Journalism

I have been a hiring manager and team A would be hired and team B would be asked to leave the premises.

For those who haven't a clue ... Team A is Obama/Biden - Team B is McPain/Pale-lyn.

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