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Thursday, November 20, 2008

Farmington, Massachuesetts Meat Mystery

Police are trying to figure out who keeps leaving chunks of meat on the town common, and why.

Police said residents have been finding butcher-quality cuts of meat on the common for about five weeks.

In the most recent incident, a resident discovered a large piece of raw, unwrapped meat, along with what appeared to be a liver and some bones on Tuesday.

Police Lt. Paul Shastany said someone may be trying to poison animals, so the meat has been sent for testing.

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Sort of freaky don't you know!

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