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Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Humorous Quotations

I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers.
~ Gandhi

I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
~ e.e. cummings.

Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist should have his head examined.
~ Samuel Goldwyn.

At school we had a name for guys who were 'trying to get in touch with themselves'.
~ PJ O'Rourke.

The appropriate age for marriage is around eighteen for girls and thirty-seven for men.
~ Aristotle.

Bet you didn't know some of those quoted had a 'funny-bone' did you!? Just goes to show one can find humor everywhere ... and without looking all that hard to find it ... if one wants.

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