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Saturday, December 13, 2008

Bias against Chimps

NASA sent a blond and 2 chimps into space.

Radio messages to the capsule were as follows:

NASA to chimp 1: Optimize life support systems and recalibrate radiation monitoring equipment.

NASA to chimp 2: Check trajectory and compensate if required using formula (m2-3n) x (5-m3).

NASA to blond: Vacuum capsule, feed chimps and don't touch anything else!!!!!

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