George W. Bush dies and goes to Hell.
Satan says "you caused so much trouble on Earth I'm going to let you choose how you're tortured for all eternity" and shows him round Hell.
Bush sees people being flayed, scourged, having hot pokers inserted into various orifices, the pit where all the Popes are nine months pregnant with triplets and is scared by all of them.
Finally they come to a lake where the damned are standing thigh deep in evil smelling shit while drinking tea.
Bush thinks to himself that the shit may smell truly horrible and he can't stand tea but it looks like the best he's going to get so he chooses that.
Just then a demon walks up to the damned and says "All right then, tea break is over, another thousand years doing a handstand."
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