Odd, Weird and other News stories

Odd, Weird and other News stories:

• Guards angered after stripper performs at jail
• 'Joba-The-Not' charged with impersonating Yankee
• Man beats speeding ticket by saying sign too small
• Lithuanian firm hires witch to hunt debt dodgers
• Man waiting for tools gets brick of marijuana
• Historic NYC diner will get hauled to Alabama
• Burglar caught after cops post footage on Facebook
• Police say NJ man posed as female veterinarian
• Gun goes off in Utah restroom, shatters toilet
• Feces-throwing monkey on the loose in Tampa Bay
• Mass. man shot twice in year at same pizza place
• Robber mistakes building for a bank, demands cash
• Dad accused of hiring hitman to beat his daughter
• Goats blamed for starting house fire in Iowa
• Peru court rules city was wrong to fire drunk maid
• Cops recognize robbery suspect at police station