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Saturday, February 7, 2009

Robber offers crash victim hush money

Dumb Crook News:

In Stockton, California a suspected bank robber is behind bars after a woman whose car he hit during the getaway declined a share of the booty to keep quiet. According to investigators, a 46-year-old man walked into a branch of Bank of the West at noon Thursday and handed an employee a note demanding money.

Investigators said the man fled with the cash, but a few minutes later collided with another car. The driver told police that the man explained he had just robbed a bank and offered her a share of the take to keep quiet.

The woman called police. The man was arrested on suspicion of robbery.

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Crooks really are dumb.

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