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Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Daily Horoscope

Today's horoscope says:

One minute you will feel like a wild horse straining to break loose, and the next moment you might feel like all you want to do is lie down and take a nap.
Your extremes in energy might give anyone who's trying to follow you a serious case of whiplash, but you'll be able to handle this roller coaster ride just fine!
Your life is yours to lead as you see fit, so don't pay any attention to people who are trying to tell you to slow down -- or speed up.
They mean well, but these advice-givers are butting in.

Pay no attention to the Buttinskies, got it.

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