It's A Blond thing ...

A brunette goes to the doctor and says, "Everywhere I touch it hurts, what's wrong with me ?"

He asks "What do you mean ?"

So she showed him what she meant

She touched her knee and said, "Ouch!"
Then she touched her chest and said, "Ouch!"
Then her shoulder, "Ouch!"

The doctor looks at her and asks, "You're really blond aren't you?"

She replies, "Yes, as a matter of fact I am, How did you guess?"

"Your finger is broken"