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Wednesday, May 27, 2009

And I Quote

The other day Bush gave a speech at a graduating high school class.
He told them he finds not being
president liberating.
Agreed.
He told the kids he now finds himself walking the dog and picking up poop.
Finally, something he can actually find.
He couldn't find Osama, he couldn't find the WMDs.

If only we were attacked by dog shit on 9-11, we would've been OK.

~ Bill Maher

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