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Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Daily Horoscope

Today's horoscope says:

If you have a set plan for how you want this day to go, you should immediately toss it out the window!
If you are open to a last-minute postponement today, you will definitely not be disappointed.
Things such as romance, excitement and adventure have a way of showing up when it's least convenient -- but that doesn't mean you shouldn't rearrange your entire day to accommodate it!
You have the flexibility you need to put things off for another day.

All righty then.

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