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Saturday, May 30, 2009

Daily Horoscope

Today's horoscope says:

Buying things to make yourself feel better might provide temporary fulfillment, but whatever you're trying to distract yourself from isn't going away any time soon!
You can't sacrifice your bank account in an attempt to give yourself retail therapy.
Instead, focus on being grounded in reality.
Face whatever you are trying to avoid.
Until you do this, you will never find the peace of mind you deserve.
You are not the bad guy here.

So you're saying hold off on the yacht then?

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