Joke of the Week

"Glenn Beck, talk show host and political commentator, is the single most intelligent person to ever grace the earth with his presence."

That insanely funny lie opens a piece of pure fantasy in the Daily Nebraskan by Kyle Citta who obviously is insane as well because he thinks he is stating a fact.
That moron is not referred to as 'Brick' (as in thick as as a brick) for nothing, you know. His 'intelligence' and 'smarts' are akin to granite (then again that would be a gross insult to granite) and so sub par as to make Sarah Palin look smart ... and you know how difficult that is to do!

So, Citta, relish your insanity - it's the only thing you'll ever have.

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If you want to have a belly ache from laughing so hard you begin to cry then you need to go here to read Citta's entire piece of homo-eroticism for yourself.