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Saturday, June 6, 2009

Daily Horoscope

Today's horoscope says:

Secrets and lies -- you've never been fond of either.
You're about to mention that fact to one and all, seconds after you catch someone you've never been fond of anyway in a whopper.
This won't come as a surprise to those who know you, but if there's anyone around who doesn't, try not to use that tone of voice when you tell them off.
You know the one: the authority-figure tone.

Aw Shucks, where's the fun it that?

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