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Tuesday, June 9, 2009

Daily Horoscope

Today's horoscope says:

After days of feeling like that tension in your shoulders was never going to go away, you'll wake up this morning feeling like a brand-new person.
And it's probably going to keep getting better, too.
By tonight, whatever stress you're still feeling from recent events will be nothing more than a distant memory.
Help the process along.
Refuse to discuss anything more serious than where to have dinner.

Hey, what is for dinner?

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