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Friday, June 19, 2009

Daily Horoscope

Today's horoscope says:

Believe it or not, you're an expert at romance.
You just don't do it the way most folks do.
When you're out to impress someone, you don't just pick up a pizza and some sodas.
You make sure you're wooing them in a most elegant fashion -- with limos, fine wine and tickets to the theater.
If you can't afford all that, however, not to worry.
If anyone can make that pizza-and-soda evening feel special, it's you.

Aw shucks - now, you got me to blushing.

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