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Saturday, June 20, 2009

Daily Horoscope

Today's horoscope says:

You have a thousand things to do and very little time to get it all accomplished.
You can manage it if anyone can, but it won't be easy.
You'll have to divide yourself into several people -- or at least allow yourself to perform like it.
Of course, this type of thing has already been invented, and most likely by one of your sign: it's called multitasking, and if anyone can pull it off, especially now, it's you.
Get busy.

Only a thousand? Today is going to be easier than I thought, whew.

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