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Sunday, June 21, 2009

Daily Horoscope

Today's horoscope says:

Surprises are fun for some folks, but for you ... well, you'd rather have everything that's been penciled into your day planner go off just as you expected it to.
Of course, that's not always possible, and you've definitely learned that over the course of your time here on the planet.
You've also learned that the way to have any kind of control over what you wish had happened and what actually did happen is in your reaction.
Remember that now.

Hey! I like surprises ... if I know about them in advance.

(See Ma, I'm good at improv - now where's my script!)

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