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Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Daily Horoscope

Today's horoscope says:

Business matters haven't exactly been difficult lately, have they?
In fact, isn't it more accurate to say that everything's been coming up roses?
Well, there's another sweet deal en route -- maybe even sweeter than the last, if you can believe that.
So once you're sure that Lady Luck has once again smiled on you, why not share the wealth?
You don't have to start a foundation, but taking someone special out for an elegant dinner wouldn't hurt.

Hah!, Way ahead of you.

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