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Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Married Life

One Liners:

It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer.

I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.

Losing a wife can be hard. In most cases, it is damned near impossible.

A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he's finished.

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