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Tuesday, August 4, 2009

Man Mistakenly Pronounced Dead In Baltimore

Oopsie

A burglary suspect who medics pronounced dead of a gunshot wound laid on a convenience store floor for about half an hour before officers noticed he was still alive, Baltimore police said Monday.

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Of course, you realize, the lawsuits are already in the pipeline on this one ... the thief will get 'rich' off his crime in the end, anyway.

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