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Friday, September 11, 2009

Daily Horoscope

Today's horoscope says:

If you've been trying to choose the perfect time to get family, friends and that certain someone all together, wonder no longer.
This is it.
As of tomorrow, they'll all be more than willing to cooperate, be nice to each other and do whatever it takes to please you.
Use this advance notice to get cracking on your big plans for the weekend.
This is a heavenly gift.
Take full advantage of it.

Funny you should mention that.

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