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Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Daily Horoscope

Today's horoscope says:

If work were a camping trip, you'd be in charge of the grill.
Why?
For one thing, everybody trusts you when it comes to handling fire.
You can light it, you can keep it burning, you can make sure it doesn't get so big that is sets the paper plates and tablecloths on fire.
Further, people trust you to distribute the hot dogs fairly, equitably and fully cooked.
Yep, it's no wonder you're the office equivalent of the grill chef -- who else is as trustworthy as you?

Aw shucks! Now ya gone and done made me blush.

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