The early bird catches the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese
Everyone brings joy to this office; some when they enter, others when they leave.
Theory and practice are the same in theory but different in practice.
You never can truly tell when you have run out of invisible ink.
To err is human. To totally fuck things up you need a computer.
You're never too old to think you're still young.
There are 2 rules to being a success in life: 1. Never give out all the information.
Under Capitalism, man exploits man. Under Communism, the reverse is true.
Remember - the glass is half full if you're filling it and half empty if you're emptying it.
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