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Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Daily Horoscope

Today's horoscope says:

There's nothing like ambiance.
It can make or break a situation -- especially a tender situation that might be leading down an even more tender path.
Keeping that in mind, if you have something special to say to someone tonight, don't do it over fast food.
It doesn't matter if it's a five-star restaurant, or your very own living room, just make it memorable.
And remember, whatever venue you choose, make sure the lighting is right.
You'll be able to manage the rest.

Can do.

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