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Thursday, October 29, 2009

Halloween Candy Demonic!?

More lunacy from the perverts over at the christian Broadcasting Network

To be honest, it's true that many consider Halloween a pagan holiday*, but come on.
It's truly just a excuse for children to go out and get some candy.
Do you realize one of the reasons that the U.S. pushed back DST in the fall until after Halloween?
It's because the candy manufacturers had been lobbying for years over it.

But according to the morons at cBN Halloween candy is cursed by witches

The nutcases at the christian Broadcasting Network posted this nonsense on a website (which they have since removed). But before it was removed the following 'quote' was captured:
Most of the candy sold during this season has been dedicated and prayed over by witches,” Daniels wrote. “I do not buy candy during the Halloween season. Curses are sent through the tricks and treats of the innocent whether they get it by going door to door or by purchasing it from the local grocery stores. The demons cannot tell the difference.”
You have got to be kidding with this bullshit!?!

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* It is the pagan festival of Souwen (aka: Samhain) if one properly celebrates the reason for the holiday. However if you refer to it as Halloween (a bastardized term for the catholic mass on the eve of All Souls Day called All Hallows Eve you are celebrating the christian perversion of the true holiday.

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