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Sunday, November 1, 2009

Daily Horoscope

Today's horoscope says:

You've been taking a lot of risks lately -- and lucky for you, they've been paying off. But your luck is bound to change -- and it'll do so soon.
Make sure you get ahead of the curve today by playing it much more conservatively.
Make 'safety first' your motto, and approach the day's events with caution.
Look both ways before crossing the street, and make sure your seatbelt is on -- and avoid walking under ladders!
Even superstitions should be obeyed right now.

Wow!

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