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Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Daily Horoscope

Today's horoscope says:

Your family members have probably never been known for being shy, because you certainly aren't, and the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
And while they're not boring individuals and you love them for that, you may need to ask them nicely to tone their 'enthusiasm' down just a bit -- at least for tonight.
This goes double if you're in the mood to actually bring someone home to meet the entire crew.
Call ahead, and remind them that they owe you one.

This could be interesting.

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