Observations and such

• Men and women will act rationally when all other possibilities have been exhausted.
• Life is what happens to you while you are making other plans.
• People will accept your idea more readily, if you tell them that Benjamin Franklin said it first.
• Never go to bed with anyone crazier than you.
• A person is as big as the things that make him angry.
• In every organization there will be one person who knows what is going on....This person must be fired.
• Everything depends.
• For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.
• All things being equal, a fat person uses more soap than a thin person.
• Remember, pain is nature's way of reminding you who's in charge.
• You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don't try.
• If you love what you do you'll never work another day in your life.
• The best angle from which to approach any problem is the try-angle.
• Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
• Common sense is not that common.
• When all else fails, read the instructions.
• Misery no longer loves company. Nowadays, it insists on it.
• If the facts do not conform to the theory, they must be discarded.
• Observation: It is a mistake to allow any mechanical object to realize that you are in a hurry.
• Observation: I have seen the truth and it makes no sense.
• Observation: The user does not know what he wants until he sees what he gets.
• Observation: Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.
• Observation: Matter will be damaged in direct proportion to its value.
• Observation: When you are over the hill, you begin to pick up speed.
• Observation: A carelessly planned project will take three times longer to complete than expected; a carefully planned project will take only twice as long.
• Budgets help you worry before you spend money, as well as, afterward.