Welcome to ...

The place where the world comes together in honesty and mirth.
Windmills Tilted, Scared Cows Butchered, Lies Skewered on the Lance of Reality ... or something to that effect.


Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Daily Horoscope

Today's horoscope says:

Stop glaring at that higher-up from across the office!
The person you suspect who is trying to give you the boot is most likely innocent.
Just for a second, sit and think about this: What could anyone possibly gain by deliberately getting rid of someone with limitless energy who's always willing to better their last best effort -- which is who you clearly are.
See?
Breathe.

Just breathe.

No comments: