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Friday, March 12, 2010

Daily Horoscope

Today's horoscope says:

You're in the mood for a little excitement. 
Actually, that's not entirely true. 
You're in the mood for a whole lot of excitement -- and you'd like it to be of the romantic variety. 
Fortunately, you just so happen to know someone who'll be happy to help you make the very most of your mood. 
Better give them a call now. 
This may not last forever, and you definitely don't want to waste it. 

That's the ticket.

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