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Sunday, April 11, 2010

Odds and Sods

Odds and Sods

Toilet paper to match your mood

A toilet paper firm says it's on a roll after beating the recession with the world's first mood-matching toilet tissue boutique.

Paper makers Renova say their psychologically trained counselors can match colors, textures and even the thickness of various loo rolls to individual clients.


Now customers are flocking to their first shop in Cascais, Portugal, for the ultimate in personal service.

"People can express their true personality with the type of paper they use and different family members have different needs," said a spokesman.

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