Wise Quotes

Or wise-ass ... depending ...

The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other going in the opposite direction. 

~ George Carlin

Though I am not naturally honest, I am so sometimes by chance.

and

Give every man thy ear, but few thy voice. 

~ William Shakespeare

When you play, play hard; when you work, don't play at all.

and

It is both foolish and wicked to teach the average man who is not well off that some wrong or injustice has been done him, and that he should hope for redress elsewhere than in his own industry, honesty, and intelligence. 

~ Theodore Roosevelt

What you do speaks so loudly that I cannot hear what you say. 

~ Ralph Waldo Emerson

If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith. 

~ Albert Einstein

Be thankful we`re not getting all the government we`re paying for. 

~ Will Rogers