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Saturday, May 1, 2010

May is ...

Celebrations and Observances for the month of May include:

Creative Beginnings Month
National Barbeque Month
National Hamburger Month
National Bike Month
National Egg Month
National Salad Month
National Smile Month
National Vinegar Month
and
Older Americans Month

So begin to celebrate in May by attending a pig pickin' and eating a burger next to your bike you rode there and have a boiled egg on your salad and do so with a smile even if it smells of vinegar because you'll be older too someday.

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