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Thursday, June 3, 2010

Lunatic Fringe

Lunatic Fringe
When dealing with wingnuts ... Remember the rule: 
If they accuse someone of something, then they're already guilty of it.
The repugicans have a new website. The morons put up a website to 'ask' America what their platform or agenda should be and are bragging about using technology that NASA uses.
Repugicans were very pleased with their technological sophistication as they introduced the website. Kevin McCarthy (retard-Calif.), who created the program, said that to get software for the site, "I personally traveled to Washington state and discovered a Microsoft program that helped NASA map the moon."
Using lunar software is appropriate, because the lunatic fringe has responded to the repugicans' request for ideas in a big way and as you'd expect - they're out there:
"End Child Labor Laws". "We coddle children too much. They need to spend their youth in the factories."

"A 'teacher' told my child in class that dolphins were mammals and not fish!" a third complains. "And the same thing about whales! We need TRADITIONAL VALUES in all areas of education. If it swims in the water, it is a FISH. Period! End of Story."

"Build a castle-style wall along the border, there is plenty of stone laying around about there."

"I say, repeal all the amendments to the Constitution." 

"Don't let the illegals run out of Arizona and hide. . . . I think that we should do something to identify them in case they try to come back over. Like maybe tattoo a big scarlet 'I' on their chests -- for 'illegal'!!!"

"I oppose the Hispanicization of America." "These are not patriotic people."

"English is are official langauge. Anybody who ain't speak it the RIGHT way should kicked out." 
All misspellings and incorrect grammar were left as they were originally posted in the citations above.

Of course there were a few of this type:
"Legalize Marijuana, cause, like, alcohol is legal. Man. Also." 
(OK, who let the commie-pink-homo-stoner in).

Some real winners as you can see.
http://www.sensibleerection.com/images/entry_thumbnails/1272658436_

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