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Saturday, June 26, 2010

Mother's Little Helper

Rolling Stones

Mother's Little Helper
What a drag it is getting old
Kids are different today,
I hear  evry mother say
Mother needs something today to calm her down
And  though shes not really ill
Theres a little yellow pill
She goes  running for the shelter of a mothers little helper
And it helps her  on her way, gets her through her busy day

Things are different  today,
I hear evry mother say
Cooking fresh food for a husbands  just a drag
So she buys an instant cake and she burns her frozen  steak
And goes running for the shelter of a mothers little helper
And  two help her on her way, get her through her busy day

Doctor  please, some more of these
Outside the door, she took four more
What  a drag it is getting old

Men just arent the same today
I hear  evry mother say
They just dont appreciate that you get tired
Theyre  so hard to satisfy, you can tranquilize your mind
So go running for  the shelter of a mothers little helper
And four help you through the  night, help to minimize your plight

Doctor please, some more of  these
Outside the door, she took four more
What a drag it is  getting old

Lifes just much too hard today,

I hear evry  mother say
The pusuit of happiness just seems a bore
And if you  take more of those, you will get an overdose
No more running for the  shelter of a mothers little helper
They just helped you on your way,  through your busy dying day

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