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Wednesday, June 23, 2010

Pork board squeals over 'unicorn meat'

It's official: The National Pork Board says it knows unicorns don't exist. 
The industry group says it was only protecting its trademark when it issued cease-and-desist warning to online retailer ThinkGeek for calling a fake unicorn meat product "the new white meat." 
The fictional canned meat, is described as an "excellent source of sparkles."

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