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Saturday, June 19, 2010

Thirty-one inch handlebar mustache wins US crown

The proud owner of a 31in handlebar mustache has been named king of American facial hair.

San Fransisco Bay's Larry McClure picked up the prestigious award thanks to hours of hard graft on his lip warmer. He spends 45 minutes washing, drying and plastering it in hair spray every morning.


McClure said that if he can get sponsorship, he will take his winning tash to the world championships.

The competition is run by Beard Team USA who represent the America at the biennial World Beard and Mustache Championships. BTUSA promote "the worldwide appreciation of facial hair, fun and friendship ... and opposes discrimination against the bearded, mustached, sideburned, or goateed".

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