Crystal Meth by any other name ...

Selections from a list of slang, jargon, and nickname words for methamphetamine, compiled by the Utah Attorney General's Office:

Albino Poo

Bikerdope

Blizzard

Booger

Buzzard Dust

Chalk Dust

Devil's Dandruff

Drano

Eraser Dust

Gonzales (cf. "Speedy")

Haiwaiian Salt

High Speed Chicken Feed

Hillbilly Crack

Jasmine

Laundry Detergent

Poop

Redneck Heroin

Smurf Dope

Spun Ducky Woo

The White House

Hundreds more at the Utah webpage.