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Sunday, August 29, 2010

The Errand

Be careful what you tell a husband who is a programmer

A woman asks her husband, a programmer, to go shopping:

"Dear, please, go to the nearby grocery store to buy some bread. Also, if they have eggs, buy a dozen."

"OK, hun."

Twenty minutes later the husband comes back bringing 12 loaves of bread.

His wife is flabbergasted.

"Dear, why on earth did you buy a dozen loaves of bread?"

"They had eggs."

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